May 2012
hahahah i see one direction tomorrow
hahahahahahhahahah HAH AHAH HAHa haaha
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penguinanimalcracker:
“justin bieber is a girl,” the twelve year old boy proudly exclaims. the world erupts with laughter, millions of people brought to their knees and floors in raucous amusement. it is hailed as the best joke ever made and world peace is soon acheived
me: i hope nobody ever asks me why i like this stupid boyband cause i literally have no idea
sorryforpartyreichen:
I feel so awkward when I show other people something I thought was funny and I’m like crying and can’t breathe because I’m laughing so hard and they just kind of smile at me like
omg that’s jochen hecht what the fUCK gomsdogksrg
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“All men are created equal. No matter how hard they try, they can never erase...”
– Harvey Milk (via think-progress)
lunalune asked: congratulations for the tickets! that's almost, even more, exciting than having a child! ahhhh, i'm so happy for you! i'm hoping to win all access tickets for the concert in phoenix... and by all access meaning, dressing room access aka where i can make sweet love to them.
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ilovesquidward:
are you from Tennessee? because you look like a disgusting redneck
talesfrombeneathyourmom:
i only cyberbully my favorite musicians because i love them
Watchvirginandtonic:
I just wanna do hoodrat stuff with my friends
THEY ARE ROW 13 TICKETS OMG
no seriously where am i
i think i died i’m not living because nothing good like this happens to me
how
what
i just threw up 800 times
i mother fucking just won one direction tickets on kiss 98.5
i’m fucking going to the toronto show on the 29th
that’s in exactly a week
i can’t breathe
